The Oscars had its share of fashion casualties this year, which included the following:

1. Jessica Biel
We don’t even know what to call that – it looks like cloth cut outs put together.

2. Gigi
Gigi Grazer, what is this? Shredded wilted vegetables?

3. Sophia Loren
This is fast turning into the battle of the vegetables. Sophia Loren may have aged beautifully, but her dress surely does not do her any justice whatsoever.

4. Beyonce
Beyonce, or Sasha Fierce or whatever you want to call her, has had ups and downs with regard to her fashion choices, but to her credit, she’s always been an epitome of class – like in this case, where she’s hot, but the dress, NOT!

5. Sarah Jessica Parker
She seems to have a thing for frilly dresses, but this time, took it a step further with a large dress that looks too much like a wedding gown for our taste.