Wanted: Shia LaBeouf
Posted in Entertainment News by Robert
October 10th, 2010

Just what the world needs, another former child actor gone wild. The Transformers and new Indiana Jones flick star, Shia LaBeouf is wanted by the police after he failed to attend a court appearance for…unlawful smoking.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, if he just didn’t light up that cigarette, he would still be walking around free, not fearing that the police or (heaven forbid) bounty hunters would be around the corner just itching for him to fight back and have a reason for a gunfight. We’re just hoping that he’s in a secured safehouse, surrounded by 24-hour trusted security.
Next time you have that itch to smoke, think of Shia LaBeouf and his shattered life right now.